- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Johanna refuses to be forced into the Capitol sex industry.
“Unpleasant,” Snow says lightly, “most unpleasant, having to deal with those who refuse. Terrible consequences, Johanna, but you already know what’s at stake, don’t you?”
Johanna makes sure that her stare doesn’t waver, and that her lip doesn’t quiver. The make-up is still smeared on her face, and her heels feel unusual and they make her legs ache. She can’t do it. Her body is her own.
“One day, I’ll dance on your grave,” she tells him.
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originally from mellarkia→ 942 notes, posted 14 hours ago
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
the acceptable four
the “I’ve seen better” lakes
the so/so canyon
the halfway decent barrier reef
the intermediate spiderman
The passable outdoors
The Snackish Games
Leviticus 20:13:
If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
Nice try, Colbert.
Leviticus was written approximately 1400 years before Jesus’ birth.
Nice try, artemispotter.
Old Testament =/= New Testament. Seriously. Also, Leviticus also commands you to learn the Torah, which, if you’re getting Old and New confused, you clearly haven’t.
Not to mention the other ridiculous laws in Leviticus (and Deuteronomy, as well), including the following:
- No mixing of different types of fabric
- No having sex with a woman on her period
- Curse your mother or father? You must be killed
- Disabled people cannot worship God
- Stubborn children should be stoned.
So…. still want to argue how valid the OT is?
Also, in the Bible!=Jesus said it, anyway. Even in the NT, there are a lot of people who aren’t Jesus giving their opinions.
Truth.
Only if the words are in red (in many translations) does it mean that Jesus said it.
FWIW, the apostle Paul and I would not have been friends. Mortal enemies is more like it.
Hey, guys, remember that one time when Jesus declared Levitican law irrelevant?
The former regulation is set aside because it was weak and useless (for the law made nothing perfect), and a better hope is introduced, by which we draw near to God.
-Hebrews 7:18-19.
Having been Jewish for, you know, ever, I am endlessly amused at the Christian Right’s reliance on Leviticus. Even I, who didn’t understand the theological difference between Catholics and Protestants until I took a course on Christianity in college, knew that Jesus was totes anti-Leviticus.
Seriously, people…
^^^^^^^
Ugh thank you. Fellow Christian here. I’ve literally NEVER understood this logic. “hey guys let’s pick one arbitrary part of leviticus to harp on and ignore the fact that 99% of the new testament explicitly tells us the old covenants/laws no longer hold true”
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
Fire is the element of power.
This is no once upon a time…
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
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originally from ruinedchildhood→ 15911 notes, posted 1 day ago
→ reblogged from beifong-lin,
originally from jocelynada.deviantart.com→ 623 notes, posted 1 day ago
This is scary…
Wow, hey no wonder I’m so messed up!
Disney Classics:
101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure
Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
Disney Princess A Christmas of Enchantment
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams
Disney Princess Stories Volume One: A Gift from the Heart
Disney Princess Stories Volume Two: Tales of Friendship
Disney Princess Stories Volume Three: Beauty Shines from Within
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Had a Glitch
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger TidesPeter Pan: Return to Never Land
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
The Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Yeah
Disney Pixar:
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins
i am so gonna watch toy story right fucking now.
this is all im gonna do over break
OOC; OHMYGOD. IT’S HEAVEN.
HOLY SWEET HELL
BLESS YOUR COW.
OH LORD OF DEERS!!!!
I
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START
I KNOW WHAT IM DOING THIS WEEKEND :D
WINTER BREAK COMPLETE. LETSGO
((Reblog so I never lose this. <3))
omgawh
wouldn’t it be awesome if veehd were compatible with mac computers (,:
For those interested.
oh my good lord bless yer soullll<333
